Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn: Okay, I think we’ve finally got the skeletons back under control. Shove them back in the closet. Jam a chair under the door handle. Sit in the chair and have a cup of tea.

Aquarius, Gemini, Libra: Your landlord informs you that pets are not allowed in your apartment building. Tough decisions dominate your immediate future.

Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio: Sorry, maybe next month will be calmer?

Aries, Leo, Sagittarius: You’ve been grounded for your poor decision making. Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.