Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn: The skeletons that broke out of your closet are heading towards the nearest cemetery to gather recruits for an undead army. Quick action is needed on your part to avert catastrophe.

Aquarius, Gemini, Libra: Your club is angry at you because of the ruined soup at the previous meeting. Some suggest kicking you out. Be considerate of everyone while trying to reason with them.

Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio: …the pyromancers next door accidentally started a forest fire behind their house. Could you give them a hand?

Aries, Leo, Sagittarius: Just don’t do anything. Help is on the way.